Patrick and I were talking on the phone this weekend. We were laughing and he was teasing me about sex toys and I had to stop him and say, "I have to call you back. I have the girl with me."
Which made my daughter accuse, "You're hiding something from me, Mom. I know it!"
"Oh, it's nothing," I told her. "Uncle Patrick just thinks he's funny. You know he's a jokester."
To which she replied, "Well, of course he is, Mom. He's a Canadian."