Only I would get a really bad sunburn while wearing jeans and a hooded sweatshirt.
My face looks like tomato. It feels really stupid having a sunburn when it is 60 degrees in April.
Only my daughter would yell out, "Mommy! Look at this giant cock!" in the middle of a waiting room.
She had taken a picture of a really big rooster on her field trip.
I'm so glad the women in my family have such a flair for the dramatic.