Poor, little Tuna Boy is home from school. The school nurse called at lunch time to tell me that he had thrown up in the cafeteria and I needed to come pick him up.
When I got there he was standing in the doorway with his backpack on his back looking and acting totally normal. So I asked him if he had thrown up a lot or a little and the nurse quickly piped up to say, "A lot!" She also informed me in the kindest way possible that he should stay home tomorrow too.
Little Tuna Boy isn't happy about that. He hates to miss school. Both of my kids have been trying desperately to have perfect attendance at school for the last three years. They're still pissed at me for taking them out of school last year to come house hunting at the beach.
"Well," I told my son. "At least you're not missing soccer or anything. You don't have anything you have to do today."
"No," he answered. "I still have to do my homework."
I asked, "Did your teacher bring you your backpack with your homework?"
"No," he answered again. "When I got to the clinic the nurse wasn't there so I went to my classroom to get all the work I didn't do yet. I didn't want to fall behind if I had to miss school."
Only my kid. Only my son would think that way.
And my daughter? She's weird too.
This weekend we bought a new little CD player. While we were cleaning up the family room I put it on and searched for a radio station to play. Well, I cruised right by the classical music station looking for some pop music when my daughter stopped me.
"Mom! Put it back. I like the orchestra music!"
And the two kids cleaned happily listening to some classical music I couldn't identify if my life depended on it.
But when the orchestra music changed to opera music, I figured they probably had enough and I could find some decent music to listen to. But oh, no.
"Mom! That singing was beautiful. I find it soothing. Put it back!"
What the hell kind of roll reversal is that? All I want is some good Fergie or Maroon 5 and my kids are naming composers. (I couldn't even spell orchestra without the spell checker!)
Only my kid.
If I didn't see with my own eyes that they waste time playing Nintendo and enjoy hours playing pretend I would think they were being raised like little, hot house freaks.
Tuna Boy is currently sitting on the floor playing Lego's and watching Spongebob. And I'm sitting here thinking that maybe I should go back to school and get a degree in music appreciation just to keep up with them.
I guess our tuition money was well spent after all.