Last night my husband asked me, "What would you like...(long pause)...for Valentine's Day?"
I thought he might be asking about what I wanted for my birthday at first. For that I had a prepared answer. But for Valentine's Day?
"I don't know. Actually, flowers or candy would be nice."
See. I'm easy.
Then I asked him, "What would you like?"
What am I? Stupid?
What a pointless question to ask a man. I know what he wants.
Sex.
A blow job.
More sex.
Sex with accouterments.
A little more sex.
And sleep.
But, that sounds like a lot of work to me.
I'm baking him brownies.
He likes brownies.
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