I have been having this recurring dream where I'm on stage and expected to play this really amazing violin solo.
Except, um, I don't play the violin.
But for some reason I'm pretty sure I can fake my way through it and no one will be the wiser.
Then I play the first note and I produce a sound somewhere between cats being murdered and a whale song. Except flat. Or maybe sharp. I don't know the difference.
And then I wake up. Or at least I force myself to stop dreaming that particular nightmare.
I believe this dream has some really important meaning. I'm just not sure what it is.
In other news, my piano teacher says I'm just about ready to start teaching children and beginners. Clearly, my piano teacher is insane. Or maybe delusional. I don't know the difference.