Thursday, September 01, 2005

Seven Things

If you like your Tuna Girl in daily doses, today you can thank MAK.

I had started at least three different posts today and deleted each one. I think with everything that is going on in my life right now (our town being full of evacuees, a husband who gets depressed on his birthday, the impending arrival of all of our parental units for my husband's promotion, and being in a constant state of worry for a certain blogger we all know and love) it is the perfect day for a meme.

And hell. Who could resist MAK's sexy good looks and winning personality. (I'd go on about MAK's good attributes, but since my husband has actually met him and knows that I think he's adorable, I think it's best not to poke the jealousy monster. Oh, and did I mention that my husband gets cranky on his birthday?)

So without further adieu (or parenthetical phrases) here is some memey goodness.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
  1. Travel overseas
  2. Go on a gay cruise
  3. See my kids graduate from college
  4. Be independently wealthy
  5. Start a scholarship fund in honor of someone I love
  6. Get my teeth whitened and extraneous hair removed by laser
  7. Write a book

7 things I can do:
  1. Speak in public
  2. Write
  3. Make my friends cry
  4. Make my mother cry
  5. Make my kids cry
  6. Read music
  7. Perform unspeakable acts of sexual artistry

7 things I cannot do:
  1. Ejaculate (or well, not really)
  2. Feel things in my mouth
  3. Roll my tongue
  4. Knit, or sew, or any of that crap
  5. Sing in public
  6. Pee standing up
  7. Ask for help when I need it

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
  1. A nice nape
  2. Stability
  3. A boyfriend
  4. Short hair
  5. Really rocking abs
  6. Strong legs
  7. A military uniform

7 things that I say most often:
  1. I know.
  2. Be nice to each other.
  3. How are you doing, honey?
  4. What's wrong?
  5. What's up?
  6. Please and thank you.
  7. I love you.

7 celebrity crushes:
  1. Joseph Fiennes
  2. Robert Gant
  3. James Denton
  4. Michael Vartan
  5. David Boreanaz
  6. Brendan Shanahan
  7. Sam Tyson (Do porn stars count as celebrities?)

7 people I want to do this:
  1. Scott (because I owe him one)
  2. Pua
  3. Jess
  4. Rose
  5. Stale Betty
  6. Greg
  7. Rick

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