First day at the fancy-schmancy, cost-more-than-my-college private school and my kid gets her binder stolen. By a kid named Toby. Even though her teacher said she knew it was my kid's binder. It was "his word against hers".
Momma Bear ain't happy.
I'm already preparing applications for the other fancy-schmancy, cost-more-than-my-college private school for next year.
Oh, and apparently, I can sneak in just one peanut and wipe out half of the student body.
Huh. Maybe there's my plan for ensuring a place at that other fancy-schmancy, cost-more-than-my-college private school.
In fact, armed with peanuts I may be able to take over the world.
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