Last weekend I bought my husband a lawn mower while going commando.
And he didn't even find it hot.
Of course, it would may have been hotter if he wasn't aware that I was going commando because I had no clean underwear.
Completely unrelated...but made me laugh.
On the phone with Patrick the wayward blogger last night...
Me: So, how was P-Town? I hear the cops are really cracking down on public sex at the dick docks this year.
Patrick: Not that I noticed.
And he wants us to think he's all innocent.