This morning I completely doused the kids in S.P.F. 70 sunblock so they wouldn't get burnt out at Field Day. Then I joined them on the field for a picnic lunch.
And wore exactly 0 S.P.F.
Whoops. Thanks to my v-neck t-shirt, I now have an inverted triangle burnt into my milky white skin.
And thanks to the pendent I always wear, I now have a milky white outline of a jet plane embossed on my skin.
So hot. And as close as I'll ever get to a tattoo.