Yesterday, I almost threw away a doughnut.
I had picked up two Dunkin Donuts on a whim (along with a hot chocolate because that's how I roll) on my way home from dropping off the kids.
I snuggled up on the couch to watch my crush Craig Ferguson (Craig Ferguson, Craig Ferguson, Craig Ferguson!) ate one doughnut, and then completely forgot that I hadn't eaten two.
I actually thought to myself, "Huh, I ate those awfully fast." And I thought to myself, "Huh, the bag I just balled up to throw away felt awfully full."
When it hit me...hello! There's a doughnut in the bag!..I was flabbergasted.
Who the hell have I become?
So did I unball the bag, fluff up my glazed doughnut and eat it?
You bet your ass I did. Do you know me at all?