Monday, October 31, 2005

Celebrate the Day of the Buffy

I hate Halloween. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

Costumes creep me out. I can't control myself around chocolate. And I hate visiting neighbors.

The only good thing about Halloween is the really little kids in adorable costumes. And I got my fill of those today at the kids' Halloween program.

So I declare today, the Day of The Buffy!

Today is Buffy's birthday, a much more auspicious occasion than Halloween.

If you must wear a costume, you can dress up as a little white shit, who poops wherever she deems fit and chews whatever she can reach. And don't forget to worship any man in sight, tease every child, and, well...

In order to be Buffy for Buffy Day you must hate me.

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