I am an Idiot

Halfway through another sleepless night, I decided to search through TiVo and find a movie that might help me fall asleep.

I chose to watch Terms of Endearment for the first time.

They call this a movie? It was torture. I couldn't have picked a worse time in my life to subject myself to this emotional train wreck.

I am a stupid, stupid woman.

I'm going to go vomit now.