...and earnestness by my daughter with accompanying dramatic expression:
"Mom, why would you spend $1,000 on bejewled jeans for me when you could buy me a Bedazzler and I could make them myself."
I guess that's what you get when your kid spends an entire day home from school cuddling with you in bed and watching television.
This kid is either going to follow in my marketing footsteps or spend her life on the stage.
I better start saving for costumes. Or I could buy her a Bedazzler and she could make them herself.