You think you've got talent. Ha! You've got nothing on me.
I rock. I rule. I am the queen of all things.
I am the all-time best mother who ever lived.
I have conquered the unconquerable.
I put my daughter's hair in a bun.
Let's review. This is her hair...a stacked bob.
And I managed to twist that tiny amount of hair into a bun for her ballet pictures.
I couldn't be more proud of myself if I had actually done...oh...well...something that was actually important.
I rule seven-year-old ballet hair.