You've Got Nothing On Me!

You think you've got talent. Ha! You've got nothing on me.

I rock. I rule. I am the queen of all things.

I am the all-time best mother who ever lived.

I have conquered the unconquerable.

I put my daughter's hair in a bun.

Let's review. This is her hair...a stacked bob.




And I managed to twist that tiny amount of hair into a bun for her ballet pictures.




I couldn't be more proud of myself if I had actually done...oh...well...something that was actually important.

I rule seven-year-old ballet hair.