Why I'm Up at 2 a.m.

I stayed up late baking for Teacher Appreciation at school tomorrow.

If I never see anther chocolate chip cookie in my entire life, that will be okay with me.

Okay, that's total bullshit. But I'm done baking for a while. By 2 a.m. those platters started looking like a giant pair of boobs to me.

I'll be sleeping in tomorrow (today, actually). Hold my calls, please.