Wham! Bam! Whoosh! Crash!
No, that's not the Foley track of our sex life.
That's how our life has been lately. Good news flying in. Bad news slamming me down. Great news sneaking in under the radar. Bad news slamming back in to keep us humble.
I'm getting whiplash and so many things are up in the air.
And how do I respond?
I got my hair chopped off.
'Cause that will fix all my problems. Right, ladies? Can I get a whoop, whoop?