Fifty Bonus Tuna Points to Groove, who had the closest guess. But that's not gum in my mouth. That would be my tongue.
Yes, I was sticking my tongue out in my senior picture. Either the photographer was making me laugh, or I thought he was cute and was coming on to him. I didn't notice the tongue until after graduation, when our yearbook was published. I'm a dork. I guess it's better than an exposed nipple.
Here's an interesting tuna fact. Even with my jaws shut as much as I can get them, I can still slide my tongue between my teeth. Handy.
Groove can redeem his points for, hmmm, well...I guess he'll have to make a request and we'll see what we can work out. Now, see. Don't you wish you worked harder to make a guess?
And special props to Rossie for her guess of a hicky. I like the way she thinks.
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So anyway...
I slept for two hours last night (Damn TiVo. Damn blogs. Damn Redbook magazine.) And this morning I babysat CB's kids. Whew! I need a break. I think I may climb up on top of the toilet and find some reading material to relax with.
And since this week was all about porn here at Tuna Girl, I'll top it off with this:
Tuna Man: Did you know you were a porn star?
Me: With large, natural boobs? Oh yeah. Have you been reading my blog?
Him: No. Wait! What is that supposed to mean? I was just bored and I googled you. Maybe I should be reading your blog now.
Me: Ummm. Maybe now wouldn't be a good time to start reading my blog again.
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