Monday, February 06, 2006

The Morning After

We've all been there. I think.

Have you ever woken up in bed and wondered just where you were? Were your pants mysteriously missing and was your underwear around your ankles? Did you feel oddly sated yet panicked? Could you even remember if you came?

I woke up like that this morning. Except I was alone.

How boring do you have to be to fall asleep while getting busy with yourself?

And exactly how long did it take for the batteries to run out?

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