Saturday, March 20, 2004

It's All About the Cookie

Here's one of my favorite little stories. About a month ago my husband and I had this discussion after sex. I had just tucked my freezing cold feet under his knees.

Him: Hey! Cold feet!

Me: Hey, I just gave you a quicky. I get to warm my feet.

Him: You bought me a cookie? Where is it?

Me: Not a cookie, dumbass. A quicky!

Him: Oh. (pause) I really wanted a cookie.

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