Here's one of my favorite little stories. About a month ago my husband and I had this discussion after sex. I had just tucked my freezing cold feet under his knees.
Him: Hey! Cold feet!
Me: Hey, I just gave you a quicky. I get to warm my feet.
Him: You bought me a cookie? Where is it?
Me: Not a cookie, dumbass. A quicky!
Him: Oh. (pause) I really wanted a cookie.
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