I have a love/hate relationship with my birthday. Every year, I get all excited as it approaches. I guess it's a throwback to second grade. And every year I am disappointed when the day comes and goes just like every other day. I guess the world doesn't revolve around me after all.
Be that as it may, in honor of my birthday, I present you with pictures of me as a wee little guppy. And, Mom? What's up with the weird hats?