The Surreal Life

I have some very surreal moments in my life. But they're never during the wild sex or outrageous events. The most surreal moments in my life are like the one I'm having right now. I'm up at 2 a.m., putting little ribbons on little frames as thank you gifts for the parents in my daughter's class. That is surreal. To me anyway. How the hell did I get to this place?