I think I have a crush on my iPod. He's so sleek and shiny. And sexy too. I'm developing quite an obsession.
He's come to bed with me every night this week. And this morning, I even woke up to his embrace. He was wedged under me, ear bud wires splayed, ear bud covers strewn about, battery run down to nothing. (I've been known to drain a guy.) He even had one little knot in his wire. We must have had some kinky fun last night.
Ah. Now I just have to keep my husband from finding out. He'll want to trade in his cheap, little hussy MP3 player for his own hot little number.
I'm all about the good things in life.
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