Let me state for the record that I love my life. I love being a stay-at-home mother. There is no job in the world that could lure me away from being a housewife. None.
Now, I've had quite a few jobs in my time. Some of them were perfect for me. These were the ones where I spent most of my time writing. And some of them were really, really not for me. These were the ones that involved sales. I tried my hand at ad sales, real estate, and retail.
Retail was the biggest joke of all. When we lived in Pensacola, I spent months and months searching for a job. Pensacola is notoriously bad about hiring military wives. That's understandable because for most people, Pensacola is a pretty short tour. But in my case I kept getting called back for interview after interview. They liked me but I couldn't hide the fact that I was a military wife. In the end, they'd choose someone else. Most of these potential employers even told me straight out that the only reason I didn't get the job was because of the military.
So, one day I was in the mall, shopping for yet another interview suit, when I came across a kiosk where they were taking applications for a brand new (think urban, preppie, Seattle) clothing store. I figured, what the hell. Maybe a place with high turnover wouldn't mind a military wife.
I interviewed for a sales associate position right then and there. And they called me that night to hire me. I had asked for $10 an hour, figuring that's what I made at my last job, and what the heck...might as well shoot high. They offered me $6.50 and I was desperate enough to take it.
I was the highest paid sales associate there. By a long shot.
Oh, by the way, my very first night on the job I outed one of the guys. Completely by accident, I swear. It ended up being okay but I felt so bad about it. I wasn't used to it being an issue.
A couple of months later I inadvertently made it clear that another associate's child was conceived out of wedlock. She was an ensign's wife. We call that pulling an Officer and a Gentleman. I was totally innocent I swear. She was telling stories and I asked for a detail and it made it quite clear. Maybe I should think before I open my big mouth.
Anyway, about a year later, two or three of us (including the assistant manager) were standing around just waiting for a rare customer to walk through the door. In walked a couple of guys, obviosly Navy. I tended to wait on the Navy boys because everyone thought I had a way with them. I guess I did. I'd flirt a little. Mention how I used to work on base. And I'd wait until they had paid for their stuff before I'd let it slip that I was married to an officer. Is that so wrong?
But this particular Navy boy stands out in my mind because he was wearing the most horrendous shirt ever. And I don't mean horrendous in the "it's so ugly it's cool" kind of way. It was just awful. It was a Hawaiian type shirt with a blue background and huge four leaf clovers. Ugh.
So Navy boy holds up a shirt and says, "Is this ugly?"
And I reply with, "It couldn't possibly be as ugly as the one you're wearing."
I could just feel two jaws dropping behind me. What? I didn't think it was so bad. He obviously knew the shirt was ugly. He was wearing it to get a reaction. Right?
Well the guy laughed and told us the saga of the ugly shirt and I did my flirting thing and sold him a few items.
Evidently, good sales makes up for insulting the customers, because the manager just ended up telling everyone the story and making a big joke of it.
The moral of the story: Sometimes guys like to be insulted a little. They like that in a girl. I swear. Especially Navy guys.
The second moral of the story: If you're desperate enough to work in retail, you're desperate enough to use your boobs to make sales. Not that I have big boobs. I swear.
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