WARNING! Rated M for Mature.
Please do not read this if you are under 18. Please do not read this if you are related to me. Please do not read this if you are married to me. (Seriously, Honey. Stop right now. Go look at some porn or something.) Please do not read this if you want to hang on to your illusions of me being a sweet little housewife. In fact, no one should read this.
That being said: (and in honor of Patrick who informed me that I'm shocking his friends.)
Tuna Man: Am I in?
Me: Yeah. (thinking duh!)
Him: I'm in your ***?
Me: Oh. No. Honey, that would be my *****.
Him: Oh. No wonder you took it like a champ.
Gay guys don't have this problem.
I'm going to go hide now. I'll be a sweet little housewife again tomorrow.
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