Oops

I think I broke my husband.

Damn it. He was a perfectly good husband too.

We were getting ready for bed last night when I noticed something that made me gasp.

I didn't mean to gasp out loud. It just happened. I'd take it back if I could.

I tried to cover.

I put my hand on his chest. I kissed him.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing. Um...just...you're sexy. Yup. Sexy."

I tried to kiss him again. He wasn't having any of it.

He went to the mirror to see what I had gasped about it. He insisted that I tell him.

"Well, it's just...I think it's sexy."

"What is?" he practically yelled.

"That gray hair on your chest."

Yup. I broke him.

Oh, to take back that gasp.