Thursday, December 21, 2006

Dear Potential Parents,

Just a quick note from your friendly neighborhood Tuna Girl.

Do not--I repeat--do not under any circumstances do the unwrapped nasty in the month of March. Get yourself a chastity belt or super glue a condom, I don't know. But sex in March? Just don't do it.

Having a kid with a December birthday sucks.

All my love and XXX and OOO,


P.S. I'm off to another kid's birthday party and then another kid's Christmas pajama party. If I survive, I'll post more later.

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