I had started at least three different posts today and deleted each one. I think with everything that is going on in my life right now (our town being full of evacuees, a husband who gets depressed on his birthday, the impending arrival of all of our parental units for my husband's promotion, and being in a constant state of worry for a certain blogger we all know and love) it is the perfect day for a meme.
And hell. Who could resist MAK's sexy good looks and winning personality. (I'd go on about MAK's good attributes, but since my husband has actually met him and knows that I think he's adorable, I think it's best not to poke the jealousy monster. Oh, and did I mention that my husband gets cranky on his birthday?)
So without further adieu (or parenthetical phrases) here is some memey goodness.
7 things I plan to do before I die:
- Travel overseas
- Go on a gay cruise
- See my kids graduate from college
- Be independently wealthy
- Start a scholarship fund in honor of someone I love
- Get my teeth whitened and extraneous hair removed by laser
- Write a book
7 things I can do:
- Speak in public
- Write
- Make my friends cry
- Make my mother cry
- Make my kids cry
- Read music
- Perform unspeakable acts of sexual artistry
7 things I cannot do:
- Ejaculate (or well, not really)
- Feel things in my mouth
- Roll my tongue
- Knit, or sew, or any of that crap
- Sing in public
- Pee standing up
- Ask for help when I need it
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
- A nice nape
- Stability
- A boyfriend
- Short hair
- Really rocking abs
- Strong legs
- A military uniform
7 things that I say most often:
- I know.
- Be nice to each other.
- How are you doing, honey?
- What's wrong?
- What's up?
- Please and thank you.
- I love you.
7 celebrity crushes:
- Joseph Fiennes
- Robert Gant
- James Denton
- Michael Vartan
- David Boreanaz
- Brendan Shanahan
- Sam Tyson (Do porn stars count as celebrities?)
7 people I want to do this:
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