I was lounging in bed last night reading a romance novel when I heard a strange sound from the master bathroom.
"Are you all right?" I call out. But I'm drowned out by the sound of running water and horrid eighties music.
Then I hear it again.
"What the hell are you doing in there?" I yell. Still no response.
"Ohhhh! Damn that feels better!"
"Hey!" I shout.
The door pops open and my husbands freshly shaven head pops out.
"I'm so glad I decided to shave my head again. Hey! Why are you laughing at me?"