I really am the worst mother ever.
Today after my daughter's soccer game, the three of us made a little pit stop in the rest room.
After my son took care of business he stepped closer to the toilet to flush. And he slipped.
So, like any good mother would, I grabbed him around the waist to keep him from falling. Except that I overcompensated. And sent him head first into the toilet.
And what's worse, he knocked his face on the side of the bowl and split his cheek.
So now, every time someone asks me what happened to his face, I'm going to have to tell them that I threw him in the toilet.
I am the worst mother ever.