Wednesday, February 02, 2005

What Not to Wear

On Monday I forgot to wear a bra.

On Tuesday I wore a thong because that was the only clean underwear I had.

Today I am wearing a power chain. Who wants to guess on what part of my body I am wearing a power chain?

You should know that none of those things are comfortable.


Update: Y'all are a bunch of perverts. This is a power chain. And it hurts like hell.

But there's good news. Wearing it means that I am about nine weeks away from getting my braces off. Woo fucking hoo!

I wonder what I could possibly do to my husband with my braces-free, pain-free mouth? Come on world. Turn a little faster!

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